Greedy Goblin

The GRR project

Warning: I've abandoned EVE because I've found very disturbing things and do not recommend you to play. This page is old and likely outdated!


My last EVE project was called "GRR", referring to "Grr Goons", a term used by Goons on those who don't like them. What is wrong with Goons that warrant such action? They were evil, before their fall. Not roleplaying evil like "pirates" who attack ships for loot. EVE is game and in every game there is competition and struggle. Scoring a goal, taking the pawn of the opposing chess player or shooting someone in an FPS game are no different from shooting an EVE ship. Goons are evil because they claim that their winnings aren't coming from simply playing the game better, but because they "have more friends" or "better at the metagame" and such nonsense, all meaning that there is nothing you can do about them. They are superior people who can do whatever they want. You can only be their victim or their slave. By doing so they stop dumb people from improving. Most of the dumb out there isn't beyond help, just need a little advice. Instead, they get insults and bully, sometimes in very extreme forms.

They are liars and bullies. They aren't strong. They marched all to Amarr to blockade it, just because they could. I challenged them in my freighter and offered 10 PLEX-es as loot if they succeed. They attacked me 102 v 1. I won. The NPC "trash" Mordus Angels slain them with 3:1 damage:loss ratio.

The project has ended with the complete defeat of Goons and their "valued allies". In March, the collapse and abandonment of SMA shown everyone how weak is the Emporium and dogpiling started (last loss report). Soon the Emporium collapsed. I've left EVE after the debriefing of this project (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), leaving all my ISK to MoA and OOS:

Below you can see the month-by-month report on the GRR project with links to relevant posts:

2014 January

  • The very first step: the project to take GSF POCOs in highsec announced.
  • Darwins Lemmings, a newbie-friendly zerg alliance announced.
  • The highsec members of CFC reveal themselves and jump to protect their masters against the horrible danger of 60 few-weeks old pilots.
  • I also started to pay The Marmite Collective to permadec CFC in highsec and wrote an analysis that they did not keep them permadecced last year
Damage summary (post): 30B by Lemmings, 125B by Marmite
Financial summary: 8B spent on Lemmings and Marmite wardecs.

2014 February

  • The first Goon POCO is destroyed. It was ninja-replaced, but still.
  • My first killboard analysis with the result "an inner pet [GSF corp but not Goonwaffe] member does more than twice as much ISK damage as a pure blood Goon!"
  • A killboard analysis showing that Goonwaffe members are fleetbears: they show up for strategic battles and ignore small gang PvP (and fail when they get into it).
  • "The biggest carebears of New-Eden", showing that Goons in Deklein rat in very high numbers.
  • Mass reinforcing Goon POCOs.
  • Evidence showing that majority of the external wars of RvB is in defense of Goons.
  • A post about why RvB is created.
Damage summary (post): 47B by Lemmings, 175B by Marmite
Financial summary: 18B spent on Lemmings and Marmite wardecs.

2014 March

Damage summary (post): 121B by Lemmings, 152B by Marmite, 7B by Noir who were hired for the POCO war.
Financial summary: 26B spent on Lemmings and Marmite wardecs. 5B on the Noir contract.

2014 April

Damage summary (post): 88B by Lemmings, 94B by Marmite.
Financial summary: 14B spent on Lemmings and 17B Marmite wardecs.

2014 May

Damage summary (post): 96B by Lemmings, 186B by Marmite.
Financial summary: 16B spent on Lemmings, 20B Marmite wardecs and 20B on the titan bounty.

2014 June

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 20B by Lemmings, 273B by Marmite, 109B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 4B spent on Lemmings and 27B Marmite wardecs. 12B support ot MoA

2014 July

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 238B by Marmite, 97B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 30B Marmite wardecs, 12B to Mordus Angels.

2014 August

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 185B by Marmite, 155B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 30B to Marmite wardecs, 15B to Mordus Angels as support, another 15B for the Deklein AFK cloaking test.

2014 September

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 132B by Marmite, 112B by Mordus Angels and 67B from Burn Branch participants.
Financial summary: 29B to Marmite wardecs, 15B to Mordus Angels as support, 20B for Burn Branch bounties.

2014 October

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 162B by Marmite, 161B by Mordus Angels and 67B from Burn Branch participants.
Financial summary: 29B to Marmite wardecs, 12B to Mordus Angels as support, 20B for Burn Branch bounties.

2014 November

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 115B by Marmite, 112B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 29B to Marmite wardecs, 27B to Mordus Angels as support.

2014 December

There weren't many events, so only the ratting report is listed here.

Damage summary (CFC loss report): 168B by Marmite, 166B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 27B to Marmite wardecs, 24B to Mordus Angels as support.

2015 January

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 174B by highsec mercs, 198B by Mordus Angels.
Financial summary: 20B for highsec wardecs, 31.5B to Mordus Angels and 2.5B to Sorry we're in your space EH for support.

2015 February

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 13B by Deadly Fingertips, 155B by Mordus Angels and 59B by -EH-.
Financial summary: 3B for Deadly Fingertips, 30B to Mordus Angels and 10B to Sorry we're in your space EH for support.

2015 March

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 198B by Mordus Angels and 96B by -EH-.
Financial summary: 30B to Mordus Angels and 10B to Sorry we're in your space EH for support.

2015 April

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 153B by Mordus Angels and 95B by -EH-.
Financial summary: 3.8B to War Decs Inc. (they failcascaded mid-April), 33.7B to Mordus Angels and 10.5B to Sorry we're in your space EH for support.

2015 May

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 275B by Mordus Angels and 88B by Marmite.
Financial summary: 46.2B to MoA and 13.8B to Marmite.

2015 June

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 135B by Mordus Angels
Financial summary: 48B to MoA

2015 July

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 174B by Mordus Angels and 84B by Out of Sight.
Financial summary: 28B to MoA, 20B to Out of Sight.

2015 August

Damage summary(CFC loss report, individual addenum): 359B by Mordus Angels and 82B by Anime Masters.
Financial summary: 33B to MoA, 27B to Anime Masters

2015 September

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 277B by Mordus Angels, 48B by Anime Masters
Financial summary: 42.4B to MoA to 10.6B Anime Masters

2015 October

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 233B by Mordus Angels
Financial summary: 65B to MoA

2015 November

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 244B by Mordus Angels
Financial summary: 52B to MoA

2015 December

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 211B by Mordus Angels
Financial summary: 52B to MoA

2016 January

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 237B by Mordus Angels
Financial summary: 65B to MoA

2016 February

Damage summary(CFC loss report): 182B by Mordus Angels, 177B by Out of sight
Financial summary: 29B to MoA, 29B to OOS.